DesDownunder's Blog

Hey Des,I think I can answer part of your question. The one part regarding why certain blogs have no votes, or at least why we can't see the votes they may have.I believe, or at least I think, the votes and rating system doesn't show up until the Blog in question reaches Three Thousand views. Or at least I couldn't see my rating until after my Blog reached that number.As for how people rate each Blog, I think that varies from person to person. *shrugs*Jason

Actually a blog has to have 5 people rating it for a rating to appear :)My blog is boring and I don't care that it has a lower rating that others. But the best blog here (no offence everyone else) is EleCivil's and why it's not got a perfect score is beyond my meagre understanding.

Actually a blog has to have 5 people rating it for a rating to appear :)My blog is boring and I don't care that it has a lower rating that others. But the best blog here (no offence everyone else) is EleCivil's and why it's not got a perfect score is beyond my meagre understanding.

Thanks Wibby, I didn't know about the five people rating thingy. I guess it just took me a while to get five people to rate me.As for who has the best Blog, I believe your opinion is the only one that matters. :)Jason

I agree with you Wibby EleCivil's blog is the best. But now I am concerned that my little ravings about the ratings was seen as serious rather the fun item it was meant to be. Oh well...

Umm, Des. As all of us here know you never speak with your tongue attached to your cheek. We take everything you say in the exact manner as you meant it. Jason

Ah Jason, of course you're right, my tongue is hardly ever in my own mouth.

Okay, I just voted. I usually don't because it seems silly, but since you begged, dear Des, I acceded to your wishes.Althought I shouldn't have given you a five because you obviously don't know the meaning of prowess, I did so in an attempt to keep you comfortably ahead of Wibby, who gets cocky when things go too well for him. Besides, I love to hear him say he doesn't care when it's obvious he does. Oh, wait a minute. I meant to say, when its obvious he does. Now he can rant again.To get back to the meaning of prowess, a prow is the opposite of the ass end of a boat. The prow of a female boat would be a prowess. Or, with a boat that can't make up its mind, one with the ass end being male and the front end being female, the prowess label is descriptive of the boat's front's orientation and also suggests the boat's overall ambiguity.Since boats are all called 'she', I think calling the prow a prowess is redundant, but I didn't make up the word so am not responsible for it.Of cousre, I could be all wet. It's possible the word prow develop from a Chinese gentleman's attempt to pronounce the word plow.I don't know the sexuality of plows as well as I do of boats.C

Trust Cole to bring a smile to my face even on my worst day. I just read the above comment and couldn't stop laughing. Thanks Cole,Jason

WARNING: Ye olde Aussie dirty ditty ahead:"The Captain's daughter, she was there,She had then into fits,By diving off the mantle-shelf,And landing on her tits.Chorus:Singing, who'll do me this time?Who will do me now?The one that did me last time,Must have used a plow."

Ah Jason, of course you're right, my tongue is hardly ever in my own mouth.

Waaaaay too much information! Hmm, perhaps it should start a blog of its own: 'The Travels of Desmond's Silver Tongue' or somesuch. 'twould be most interesting and probably would get a perfect 5.

WARNING: Ye olde Aussie dirty ditty ahead:"The Captain's daughter, she was there,She had then into fits,By diving off the mantle-shelf,And landing on her tits.Chorus:Singing, who'll do me this time?Who will do me now?The one that did me last time,Must have used a plow."

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