bilal Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD!, WELL...YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 50+ YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL. "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1957. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ASS, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED ME, ........... "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?" . Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 Good one. I'm not sure the younger crowd here will appreciate it to the extent that Des, James and I do! C Link to comment
colinian Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 On 5/10/2018 at 4:38 PM, Cole Parker said: Good one. I'm not sure the younger crowd here will appreciate it to the extent that Des, James and I do! I'm sure anyone in high school who's had a woman as a teacher who was of a certain age would appreciate this little joke. I certainly remember a couple teachers who would fit the bill (as my grandmother used to say). Colin Link to comment
Trab Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Great joke. It rings a sad bell, considering my 50 year high school reunion a year ago. ?? Link to comment
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