Bruin Fisher Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Tom, a collector of Victoriana, was looking for the sheet music to an old Victorian Parlour song to fill a hole in his collection. It was proving difficult to find, and he wasn't particularly hopeful when he asked at the counter of yet another music store: "Do you have, or can you get for me, the sheet music: 'Could I but express in song'?" On this occasion the assistant looked puzzled for a moment, and then went to his computer screen to check the stock list. He returned shaking his head and Tom knew he was out of luck. The assistant said: "I'm sorry, sir. Actually we do have quite a lot of music by the Hungarian composer Zoltan Kodaly, but we don't seem to be able to trace the Kodaly Buttocks Pressing Song!" Bruin in mischievous mood Link to comment
colinian Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 OMG, that is SO bad! You should be ashamed of yourself. But it IS funny! Colin Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Made My Head Hurt Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted June 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 You should be ashamed of yourself.Colin Believe me, I am, I am! Bruin Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Believe me, I am, I am! Bruin, I call you LIAR :) Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted June 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Bruin, I call you LIAR :) Q: What do you call a bear with a banana stuck in each ear? A: Call him what you like, he can't hear you! I never learned to play the liar, but I once tried the harp... Bruin Link to comment
TalonRider Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 Q: What do you call a bear with a banana stuck in each ear?A: Call him what you like, he can't hear you! I never learned to play the liar, but I once tried the harp... Bruin Neither did I, so I took up the flute. Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 Neither did I, so I took up the flute. And I can guess where you took it up.... Link to comment
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