Turned gay after rear-end collision <-- LOL!

[Rad]

Turned gay after rear-end collision <-- LOL!

A 27-year-old man from Michigan was involved in a rear-end collision. Four years later, he sued the owners of the truck that was responsible for the accident. Having suffered minor injuries, he stated that from then on, his sexual relationship with his wife deteriorated, as he was unable to maintain their sex life.

He claimed that he had been so affected by the crash that his personality had been forever changed. In fact, he maintained that the accident turned him into a homosexual. He left his wife, moved in with his parents, began hanging out in gay bars, and became a fervent reader of gay literature. He won his case and was awarded $200,000, while his wife received $25,000.

http://www.lawsuit.no/gay.html

SOMEBODY PLEASE[ rear-end me!

[Trab]

First thing that strikes me is that being gay is hardly an injury, but anyway...I suspect he's a closet gay who figured out a way to make money off the accident, and come out at the same time. Next we need a gay someone to mount (pun intended) a frontal attack when he was turned straight in an accident.

[Merkin]

Sometimes it takes a while for someone to figure out that what happened back there really felt good after all...

James

[Tanuki Racoon]

Sometimes it takes a while for someone to figure out that what happened back there really felt good after all...

HAHAHAHAHAA

[DesDownunder]

First thing that strikes me is that being gay is hardly an injury, but anyway...I suspect he's a closet gay who figured out a way to make money off the accident, and come out at the same time. Next we need a gay someone to mount (pun intended) a frontal attack when he was turned straight in an accident.

Now that would be interesting. Car accidents involving front end collisions could be added to the regimens of treatment centres who think it is necessary to attempt to turn gay people straight.