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Hi All

I havent posted for a while, been having a rough time of it lately, so I thought i would cheer myself up and hopefully you to by sending the joke to the group. Hope you like it


A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the

market place looking at the goods and such when they passed this small

sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say,

?You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married couple

walked in.

The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you

would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really

interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he

really didn't need them, being the sex God he was. The husband asked the man,

"How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" the Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man." Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes... something his wife hadn't seen in many years!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!

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