Russian Major General

[Camy]

Russian Major General - an emu's pastiche

To be sung (loudly) to the tune of Gilbert & Sullivan's 'Modern Major General' from The Pirates of Penzance.

 

I like to ride big horsies semi clothed to get my nipples hard

A macho man I will admit I like my saddle rubbed with lard

And if I press the button that's secreted in my underwear

The world will be amazed because they all think that I wouldn't dare!

 

Those suggesting I'm a fool are now all in a common grave

Families too and pets the nannie's pleading simply couldn't save

I am strict and kind and harsh and quite ecclesiastical

I am the very model for a Russian Major-General!

 

 

Please feel free to write more verses...

 

[Cole Parker]

Two more verses:

Russian Major General - To be sung (loudly) to the tune of Gilbert & Sullivan's 'Modern Major General' from The Pirates of Penzance.

 

I like to ride big horsies semi clothed to get my nipples hard

A macho man I will admit I like my saddle rubbed with lard

And if I press the button that's secreted in my underwear

The world will be amazed because they all think that I wouldn't dare!

 

Those suggesting I'm a fool are now all in a common grave

Families too and pets the nannie's pleading simply couldn't save

I am strict and kind and harsh and quite ecclesiastical

I am the very model for a Russian Major-General!

 

I have a major complex that underlines my inferiority

As a child I burned ants, then dogs, then the proletariat majority

I’d tell the world how swell I am but I’m told I sound too guttural

That’s because I grew up to be a Russian Major-General

 

Now I eat caviar, Borst, Kamchatka crabs and blini too

While watching Ukraine women on their knees crying boo-hoo-hoo.

Their children are being buried in a massive youthful funeral

That’s what you do when your are a Russian Major-General