Camy Posted March 29, 2022 Report Share Posted March 29, 2022 Russian Major General - an emu's pastiche To be sung (loudly) to the tune of Gilbert & Sullivan's 'Modern Major General' from The Pirates of Penzance. I like to ride big horsies semi clothed to get my nipples hard A macho man I will admit I like my saddle rubbed with lard And if I press the button that's secreted in my underwear The world will be amazed because they all think that I wouldn't dare! Those suggesting I'm a fool are now all in a common grave Families too and pets the nannie's pleading simply couldn't save I am strict and kind and harsh and quite ecclesiastical I am the very model for a Russian Major-General! Please feel free to write more verses... Quote Link to comment
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