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[Cole Parker]

Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.

One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I was taking it out or putting it away."

The second lady said, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs, and I can't remember whether I was on my up, or on my way down."

The third lady chimed in, "Well, I'm glad I don't have those problems. Knock on wood." With that, she rapped her knuckles on the table, then said, "That must be the door. I'll get it."

[Bruin Fisher]

Three older gentlemen were on the golf course together.

"It's windy today, isn't it?" said one.

"No," said another. "It's Thursday."

"So am I." said the third. "Let's go and get a drink!"

[Cole Parker]

I could easily make that group a foursome!

C