TalonRider Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.Batteries were given out free of charge.A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.A will is a dead giveaway.With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.A boiled egg is hard to beat.When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Those are great! Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 One good pun after another. Link to comment
TalonRider Posted January 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Where do Journalism students go to learn editing? A Corrections Facility Link to comment
colinian Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Now we know the derivation of one of the definitions of the word punch: a blow with the fist. Colin Link to comment
ricky Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 It just goes to show that Talon Rider is a punny guy. Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 You're punishing us! C Link to comment
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