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A man went to the Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, Washington, to have his wedding ring cut off his penis. According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

> 1. Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
> 2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis...OR...
> 3. Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

Tough call. You decide.

BTW, this has actually happened, but not exactly like in this joke. You can Google the topic to find out where, how, and why.

Colin :icon_geek:

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Funny. Need a different color though. Black letters on a dark brown background make it hard to read.

Is this better? I use the IP.Board theme because I don't like reading with the AD dark background theme, so it's hard for me to tell what it's going to look like when I copy text from some other site or an email.

Colin :icon_geek:

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