Snobbery

[Rutabaga]

A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.

The first evening, the ship's Captain received the following

note from the wife of a very wealthy and influential plantation owner:

"Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter's Debutante Ball.
I would like you to send four well-mannered, handsome,

unmarried officers in their formal dress uniforms

to attend the dance."

"They should arrive promptly at 8:00 PM prepared for

an evening of polite Southern conversation. They should

be excellent dancers, as they will be the escorts of

lovely refined young ladies. One last point: "No Jews please."

Sending a written message by his own yeoman,

the captain replied:
"Madam, thank you for your invitation. In order to present

the widest possible knowledge base for polite conversation,

I am sending four of my best and most prized officers."

"One is a lieutenant commander, and a graduate of Annapolis

with an additional Masters degree from MIT in

fluid technologies and ship design."

"The second is a Lieutenant, one of our helicopter pilots,

and a graduate of Northwestern university in Chicago,

with a BS in Aeronautical Engineering. His Masters Degree

and PhD. In Aeronautical and Mechanical Engineering

are from Texas Tech University and he is

also an astronaut candidate."

"The third officer is also a lieutenant, with degrees in both

computer systems and information technology from

SMU and he is awaiting notification on his

Doctoral Dissertation from Cal Tech."

"Finally, the fourth officer, also a lieutenant commander,

is our ship's doctor, with an undergraduate degree

from the University of Georgia and his medical degree

is from the University of North Carolina. We are very

proud of him, as he is also a senior fellow in
Trauma Surgery at Bethesda."

Upon receiving this letter, Melinda's mother was quite

excited and looked forward to Thursday with pleasure.

Her daughter would be escorted by four handsome naval

officers without peer (and the other women in

her social circle would be insanely jealous).

At precisely 8:00 PM on Thursday, Melinda's mother heard

a polite rap at the door which she opened to find,

in full dress uniform, four very
handsome, smiling Black officers.

Her mouth fell open, but pulling herself together,

she stammered, "There must be some mistake."

"No, Madam," said the first officer.

"Captain Goldberg never makes mistakes."

[DesDownunder]

Yes!

[dude]

YES! YES! YES!

[Cole Parker]

I expected the officers to be who they were. The captain, though, that was a real hoot.

C