bilal Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 THE IRISH An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?' The girl, crying, replied, Dad... I became a prostitute.' 'Ye what!? Get out a here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.' 'OK, Dad... as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club ... (takes a breath) ... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in The Riviera.' 'What was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. Girl, crying again, 'A prostitute, Daddy!.' 'Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death girl, I thought ye said a Protestant! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!!! 'Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death girl, I thought ye said a Protestant! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!!! Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 I've already sent it off to 11 people. C Link to comment
ChrisR Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 I think I'll forward it to our local priest! Link to comment
Trab Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 On May 5, 2018 at 7:13 PM, ChrisR said: I think I'll forward it to our local priest! That's even funnier than the already funny joke. ? Link to comment
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