Russian Whackos speak out

[Chris James]

As if the Christian church in Russia doesn't look silly enough as their leadership goes about in royal drag, now we have a splinter group touting such lunacy:

http://www.joemygod.com/2017/06/19/russian-church-leader-shaving-makes-gay/

I've had a beard since I was 19 so I guess their theory is flawed.

[ChrisR]

So let's see here... according to the dress-wearing Padre...

Putin has no beard, nor does the average 12-year-old. Ergo...?

I sure hope the gulags are warmer than they once were.

[Cole Parker]

Wait a minute.  Chris has a beard?  Has had one since time immemorial?  I had no idea!  Hard to imagine.  He doesn't write like he has a beard.

C

 

 

[Merkin]

Yeah.  Who knew he was using some other kid's picture all this time.

[Addym Kehris]

I think Chris was living in Japan at the time of that picture. I believe the sight of a nine year old with a full beard disturbed the locals, so his mother made him shave it off. I think that's when the gay set in, when he was unprotected. Sigh.

[dude]

Huh, I thought a beard was a girl who went to the Prom with you so nobody would know you wre gey? 

[Chris James]

Oh for goodness sake, don't disparage the hair on my face....it does all my thinking for me.

[Cole Parker]

Rather like Samson, huh?  Beardless you'd be wordless?  Strength and creativity issuing from the foliclles?

C