The argument against having kids

[Cole Parker]

Some of them start young with an attitude.

 

http://1funny.com/no-no-dont-touch-my-maracas/

 

C

[Jason Rimbaud]

I don't need any more reasons to never want kids...just work in a restaurant for a week and thats all the ressons you'll ever need.

 

Jason Rimbaud

[Cole Parker]

And here I was only being whimsical!

But there certainly are brats among us.  Tell me, do you serve brats at your restaurant? Either kind?

C

[Pedro]

Jason, I feel your pain!

We ran a pub for ten years and served food. Kids were sometimes allowed in pubs that did food. Soon learnt that some people shouldn't be allowed to be parents.

...

Man comes in pub at lunch time.

"Are you doing food, landlord?"

Barman: "Yes Sir."

"Do you serve children?"

"Yes, How would you like them? Boiled or fried?"

...

With the groans ringing in my ears, I will go back behind my sofa.

 

[TalonRider]

This past Saturday afternoon, I was at a local park for my afternoon walk. I noticed ahead of me, coming toward me, a kid on an electric scooter coming straight for me. I could tell by the look on his face he was up to no good as he bearly misses me. A few minutes later, he comes up from behind yelling something that I didn't hear since I was wear listening to music with some earbuds in place. 

Where was his parental units? I have no idea.