Tragic Rabbit Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 http://tragicrabbit.org/poems/stocking_stuffer.htm Stocking Stuffer All that I want for Christmas, From you, dear ol? Santy Claus, Is someone for my stocking Without any major flaws. He?s six feet tall and hairy With a jaw of granite rock, Or maybe he?s a sailor Your elves pick up at the dock. He might teach kindergarten Or build cabinets out of wood; I promise I?m not picky And that I?ve been really good. Bring me what I?m wishing for Because I?ve been awfully sweet; And sweetness is just wasted On the men I usually meet. I?d sorta like a smart guy Who?s read all the books I like, One who?s been a teacher?s pet Ever since he was a tyke. Or maybe one who snickers When I tell a funny joke, Who likes my crazy kittens And won?t fuss each time I smoke. I?m counting on you, Santa To bring me some Christmas cheer: A handsome hunky present To help start off my New Year. My stocking is a doozy And much bigger than it seems: There?s room enough for my wish, For the honey of my dreams. So, Santa don?t you worry There?s no need for thinking small, Quantity counts for something, Don?t skimp on my Yuletide haul. I want a Christmas cutie, Someone new that I?ll adore, But quality is crucial And it counts for so much more. I?m leaving you some cookies And a stack of Christmas cash: Here?s hoping you?ll deliver Into my big stocking?s cache. Don?t disappoint me, Santa Try to fit him on your sled- Then leave him in my stocking, The one right beside my bed. I need a stocking stuffer, I?ve got mistletoe right here: Something tall, dark and handsome, Someone smart, cute and sincere. But if he isn?t gorgeous I won?t send him back to you, If he?s nice in other ways I won?t want to say adieu. Just find the best and brightest, Then just wrap him up for me; I don?t demand perfection I know you can?t guarantee. I understand that, Santa But I?m counting on your sleigh; Everything?s negotiable Just make sure he?s really gay! * Link to comment
Graeme Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Here's hoping you get your Christmas wish! Link to comment
blue Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Merry Christmas, TR. Here's hoping you get your wish. Happy holidays to all our friends, may you find health, love, and happiness in this season and the new year. ----- * Hey Santa, I have my own wish for the holidays. Link to comment
Tragic Rabbit Posted December 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Guys, cut it out, God might be listening. I'd MUCH rather have a puppy (border collie, mini-dacshund, chihuahua) than a man for Xmas. In this case, it's just a poem. You know, I think I'm a lot more serious when I'm being funny. But ya never know, I guess. Kisses... TR Link to comment
JamesSavik Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Guys, cut it out, God might be listening. I'd MUCH rather have a puppy (border collie, mini-dacshund, chihuahua) than a man for Xmas. In this case, it's just a poem. Well- the puppy would be cheaper and if he humps your best friends leg, you could have him neutered. :twisted: Link to comment
Codey Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Tragic Rabbit wrote: Guys, cut it out, God might be listening. I'd MUCH rather have a puppy (border collie, mini-dacshund, chihuahua) than a man for Xmas. In this case, it's just a poem. Well- the puppy would be cheaper and if he humps your best friends leg, you could have him neutered. The puppy or the best friend? :-k Codey Link to comment
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