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Fat Bastard: "It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!"

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They smell really bad. My house is available for IMMEDIATE sale at a SUBSTANTIAL discount. Cash offers only.

Well... eating out of garbage cans and off the late night Wendy's extra-value meal menu, what do you expect?

Eat a salad or something and try some beano.

Oh... and don't forget to open a window.

For God's sake open a window!

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