Electronic Gaydar Detection

[The Pecman]

OK, so the title isn't quite right -- maybe it should say "electronic sex orientation detection," but that's not as snazzy.

Just caught this on the web:

http://nerdapproved.com/misc-gadgets/handheld-gaydar/

I would only buy one if I could secretly control the outcome every time.

"Hmmmm, let me check you for a second... nope, you're definitely gay alright. I don't care that you're married. You're going to have to break it to your wife."

Oh, this could be a great ice-breaker at parties.

[DesDownunder]

I don't think you need an electronic device to detect whether you or someone else is gay.

There are other things that can be handheld which should give rise to an answer to the question of interest.

[Cole Parker]

Spoken like an experienced practioneer of the art who may have fumbled through a few meetings himself.

C

[The Pecman]

I still say it might be nice if it worked from across the room...

[Lugnutz]

I still say it might be nice if it worked from across the room...

Yeah, then you would know if you would get decked or kissed if you said anything to them.

[Rad]

Like seriously, how accurate is this thing?

I mean, what if malfunction (like all gadgets tend to do after a while)

Oops, sorry kid but you're gay

-Coach!! I am NOT!

Imagine that