Cole Parker Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. Link to comment
Richard Norway Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 That's cool Cole. Now stand aside. The bartender is approaching. Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00. Won't fly in Michigan, our empties are worth a dime each. But that balances out the extra dime we pay for each can/bottle. Link to comment
The Pecman Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 And if you'd purchased $1000' worth of shares of Apple Computer a year ago, the same stocks would be worth only about $509 today. Not good. Times are tough. Link to comment
Richard Norway Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 Won't fly in Michigan, our empties are worth a dime each. But that balances out the extra dime we pay for each can/bottle. The bartender is still approaching me. What do I do now, confused as hell, because I know what Luggie just told me? Do I order that expensive Michigan beer or do I play dumb and politiaclly correct or just abstain? God I want that beer! But the tax man is standing right behind the approaching bartender. Okay, I know it's truth time. I must do what I feel is the most resposible thing that I can do. I'm old enough to not be giving into childness. As a young male (given to the trappings of being in SE michigan, knowing that I must elevate myself beyond the deer antlers on the mantle), I do what is right. I'll have a Bud light, I tell the bartender. Link to comment
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