The true history of our sixteenth president

[E.J.]

Apparently, this is an ad for an actual book....

soon to be a MOVIE

[Cole Parker]

You've got to be kidding me!

C

[Trab]

What is scary is that 30% of Texans will believe it is factual, 40% will agree that vampires are evil blights on our society, and 20% will actually try to take direct action.

[JamesSavik]

See- I told you that good writers are in demand.

If this bullshit script could be made, any of us could be successful.

[The Pecman]

It's from the same author who did Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Very funny idea.

[Cole Parker]

Zombies seem to be the in-thing for viewing entertainment at the moment just as vampires are for literary enthusiasts. I go to the bookstore these days and have to wade through 20 vampire stories to find one legitimate book. Ridiculous.

We've heard of the gay blade. I'm waiting for the gay fang. Bound to happen.

C

[DesDownunder]

Zombies seem to be the in-thing for viewing entertainment at the moment just as vampires are for literary enthusiasts. I go to the bookstore these days and have to wade through 20 vampire stories to find one legitimate book. Ridiculous.

We've heard of the gay blade. I'm waiting for the gay fang. Bound to happen.

C

"The teeth, the teeth, watch the teeth. Use your lips to cover your teeth."

[TracyMN]

"The teeth, the teeth, watch the teeth. Use your lips to cover your teeth."

Give yourself an award for hijacking, Des. Proof once more, that with a little imagination all things are sexual.

Tracy