JamesSavik Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 The Drunk Fun and charming, the drunk loses some of his appeal when you sober up. After he's drank all your booze and pissed on your bed, the puke in your closet is the last straw. The problem with drunks is that they forget that you threw them out. You have to break up with them dozens of times for it to take. Even then, they show up drunk and horny at 2am or make those wonderful calls in the middle of the night. The only sure way to get rid of them: tell them about how well you are doing in AA. The Meth head Beavis here has been tweaking for the last six-weeks. His penis is tiny and limp. He steals everything and cops are constantly after him. What were you thinking? Well- we know that love is blind and he wasn't Beavis the meth-head his whole life. It took a while for him to get that way and you had to see the signs. The only sure way to get rid of them: move away with no forwarding address. The Dumb Ass He was good for a few laughs but... JESUS!? Just look at him. What happened? So you met him on grinder. You didn't have to keep him. Dumbasses are like stray cats: feed them once and they'll never go away. The only sure way to get rid of them: fake your death. The Man-Whore He seduced you in seconds. You should have known that he seduces everyone in seconds. Men, women, boy and girls: this man-whore spreads his genetic material around like an water-sprinkler. What were you thinking? Yeah sure: he's cool with classic good looks but as soon as he's out of your sight, he's f**king someone else. The only sure way to get rid of them: buy a ring, talk about a committed relationship. Quote Link to comment
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