Gee Whillickers Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 ...and I'll blame it on the machine showing the results. Yes, here it is, post holiday time. I knew I shouldn't do it, but I was tempted the way a scab tempts you to peel it off even though you know it will bleed. Yes, folks. After my shower, I *sob*, I stepped on the scale. The travesty! The horror! The groaning and squeaks of springs and gears that seemed like they'd never stop spinning! The wide eyes as I looked at the number, thinking, "That can't be right! Can it?" And here I just thought my pants must've shrunk in the wash. Sigh. Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 I had a different problem. On Monday, I worked outside in the noon day sun, Madman that I am, and I lost 5 kilos (about 11 pounds). Naturally being a hypochondriac, I was convinced I had every wasting disease known to man. I'm happy to report that I replaced the lost fluids and back came my weight to nearer its normal 60 kilos. My hypochondria is also in remission. Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 At least the scale didn't say "One at a time". Mine did once. We're no longer on speaking terms. Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 Des, this is the very first time you've reported to us about retaining fluids. I'm proud of you! C Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 Des is a water retaining ape. Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 Des is a water retaining ape. Unless I'm in my bonobo ape mood. Link to comment
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