Candy

[Bruin Fisher]

Teacher: I'm sorry to have to tell you that your daughter was caught eating candy in the student bathroom today.

Horrified parent: You must have that wrong. My daughter is very careful about her calorie intake and she never eats sugary stuff.

Teacher: I can assure you we are not mistaken in this. One moment, I'll bring the girl in.

(Teacher leaves the office and returns with student)

Relieved parent: I knew there had been a mistake: that's not my daughter!

Teacher: This is Candy.

[Jason Rimbaud]

So not where I thought this was going! Hahahah

[Cole Parker]

Delightful!

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