From the "Who didn't see this coming" department

[Gee Whillickers]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/18/newly-hired-school-guard-leaves-unattended-handgun-in-student-bathroom/

[Lugnutz]

There's a joke in there someplace, aside from the rent-a-cop.

[TracyMN]

Oh sure, but suspend my daughter for three days for bringing Black Cats (little things you throw down and they "explode"- I'd call it a snap, but that's just me...).

Never mind that she wasn't around for the "discharge of a firearm", or that the potential for harm is virtually non-existent, this is SERIOUS BUSINESS and zero tolerance rules apply.

Well, serious in Minnesota, anyway. Where respect for authority is an uphill battle...

[JamesSavik]

Zero Tolerance Policies: When you are absolutely sure that your employees have no common sense.