Lugnutz Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.Anoxic is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Link to comment
The Pecman Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 Shouldn't it be Hardonify? Erectremendous? Biggusdickus? Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 ...Biggusdickus? A comedy tonight? Link to comment
The Pecman Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 A comedy tonight? Something familiar, something peculiar, something for everyone! Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 And I know where that quote came from! Problem with being old. You know things most other don't, and know very little of what they know well. C Link to comment
Guest Dabeagle Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 I had a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus! Link to comment
EleCivil Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 Why are you all laughing? Just wait until Biggus Dickus hear about this! Link to comment
The Pecman Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Welease Wodger! Welease Wodawick! Link to comment
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