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Found this news item and wanted to be sure all Brits were informed about the event:

PLEASE DON'T FORGET
NEXT SATURDAY

WALK NAKED IN BRITAIN DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than
his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So next Saturday at 1 p.m. all British women are asked to walk out of their
house
completely naked
to help weed out any neighbourhood Muslim terrorists.

Circling your block for
one hour
is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate
their support for the women
and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.


The British government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.


God Bless Great Britain !!









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Well, what can I say but, thank you James, for posting that marvellous rendition of Rule Britannia. The trumpet playing has to be heard to be believed. Just thrilling.

Now where was I ...Oh yes, I was getting naked for a walk.

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