New Tat

[TalonRider]

A Gay man goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that he would like a tattoo.

He expresses his desire to have a Turkey sketched on his right thigh just below his speedo line with the inscription that reads "Happy Thanksgiving".

Having no questions, the artist follows his instructions. Upon completion, the artist had truly created a work of art.

Being very pleased with his work, the man then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo, with the caption "Merry Christmas" on his left thigh. Once more the artist does as instructed, with the end results equal to the first.

As the man is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

He says, "I'm sick and tired of my boyfriend complaining all the time that there's never nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

[Merkin]

[Lugnutz]

[Trab]

Oh swell, I'm totally thick, I hardly even saw that coming.

[colinian]

Colin