[The 4th]

Hm? Nah that can't be.Solution: StrippersWhether you or your friends like strippers or not. Ahh sparklers, I wish I had some. I wish I had some friends too.

[Brakes = Broke]

Oh god, hahaha. Great story. So was that your first time having sex with... something? That'd be an odd story to tell people when they ask you how your first time went.

[Avast.]

How the hell are you going to dress up as Ian Mackaye? Isn't that how you already dress?Methinks you're taking the easy way out, my friend.

[Eight Business Days]

Hopefully time will not work against you. yay, Laika, I can't wait!

[TV Commercial's Might be the Reason why I'm Alone]

I read this post earlier this morning, and I gotta say, it was a good way to start off the day.

[By A Hair]

I think I infuriated him. BECAUSE. After knocking him out, I kept kicking him.

Awesome! Haha that part really got me laughing. I, myself, am no good at Soul Calibur. I'm fine with Mortal Kombat but Soul Calibur's too fancy for me, plus the noises get me too excited.

[Stalkers, Shoes, and more Relatives]

Hahahah oh god, ha.. ha I don't have anything worthwhile to say but this entry was really funny.Lake Shoe-perior and Lake On-toe-rio? Hahahaha...ha.You have such an odd life.

[New job!]

Cool, 2.5 jobs!How are you going to juggle that around with school...?