IRS. Audit

[bilal]

At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the CEO of the 
hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages." What do you 
do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any 
use? "Good question," noted the CEO. "We save them up and send them 
back to the bandage company, and every once in a while they send us a 
free roll."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 
question had a practical answer. But on he went in his obnoxious way, 
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's 
left over after setting a cast on a patient?" "Ah, yes,"
replied the CEO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him 
with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the 
manufacturer, and every so often they send us a free bag of plaster."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster 
the know-it-all CEO. "Well, what do you do with all the remains from 
the circumcision surgeries?" "Here, too, we do not waste,"
answered the CEO. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and 
send them to the IRS office, and about once a year they send us a 
complete prick."

[Merkin]

YES!!

[Bruin Fisher]

Brilliant!

[colinian]

Wonderful and oh, so appropriate!

[Pedro]

Another argument against male genital mutilation  ie routine circumcision for non-medical reasons. 

 

[Trab]

On October 13, 2019 at 7:34 AM, Pedro said:

Another argument against male genital mutilation  ie routine circumcision for non-medical reasons. 

 

Are you suggesting that without circumcision there wouldn't be pricks in the IRS? If only! 😸