Onanistically speaking

[Camy]

Onanistically speaking

by Camy

The pleasures of masturbation

Are too many to really write down

But no matter your sex, colour or creed

A good w*nk will not let you down

No matter if you're left or right handed

No matter if you're straight, bi or gay

The pleasures of masturbation

Make us groan and shout hip, hip hooray!

When your other half sulks in 'a moody'

Or you fancy the neighbour next door

A good half an hour with w*nk rag and shower

brings pleasure and adds to your score.

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erm ... so I'm told. Being English I can't possibly comment.

[Codey]

:D :D :D :D

I love it!!! The poem's pretty good too!

Codey

[DesDownunder]

Congratulations!

You have proven that poetry can be a real good w*nk.

You made me laugh.

And yes I love it too.

[blue]

Thanks for a good laugh. Great poem! -- Hmm, fun subject, too.

Even in college (uni.), I would get embarrassed about that, but would admit it. Much healthier not to be embarrassed, and just enjoy it for what it is. A little self-esteem never hurt anybody.

Heh, and it's alright to say that word around here. The other 1% are probably just overdue.... ;)

Edit:

Well, except I've just found out the smilie transformer thinks that word, even without the : before and after, should become a smilie. -- Adding that to the "to do / fixer-upper" list.

[DesDownunder]

Well, except I've just found out the smilie transformer thinks that word, even without the : before and after, should become a smilie.

I struck the same problem, blue. When I posted my reply I was greeted with the giant wanker. Almost fell off my chair. LOL

[Tanuki Racoon]

Onanistically speaking

I believe you mistitled your work. "Onanistically spanking" would be more accurate.

I rather enjoyed your ode to my favourite hobby :)

[Camy]

"Onanistically spanking" would be more accurate.

Heh ... If you say so! :D

Thanks all. It's good to write about hobbies. :p

[EleCivil]

The pleasures of masturbation

Make us groan and shout hip, hip hooray!

I've only shouted "Hip hip hooray" ONCE. Never again, after all those weirded-out looks from everybody else on that elevator.

Though, now that I think about it, maybe it wasn't the shouting that had them weirded out...

Nah.

Heheh, good poem. Love the title, too.