Camy Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Onanistically speaking by Camy The pleasures of masturbation Are too many to really write down But no matter your sex, colour or creed A good w*nk will not let you down No matter if you're left or right handed No matter if you're straight, bi or gay The pleasures of masturbation Make us groan and shout hip, hip hooray! When your other half sulks in 'a moody' Or you fancy the neighbour next door A good half an hour with w*nk rag and shower brings pleasure and adds to your score. --- erm ... so I'm told. Being English I can't possibly comment. Link to comment
Codey Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 :D :D :D :D I love it!!! The poem's pretty good too! Codey Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Congratulations! You have proven that poetry can be a real good w*nk. You made me laugh. And yes I love it too. Link to comment
blue Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Thanks for a good laugh. Great poem! -- Hmm, fun subject, too. Even in college (uni.), I would get embarrassed about that, but would admit it. Much healthier not to be embarrassed, and just enjoy it for what it is. A little self-esteem never hurt anybody. Heh, and it's alright to say that word around here. The other 1% are probably just overdue.... ;) Edit: Well, except I've just found out the smilie transformer thinks that word, even without the : before and after, should become a smilie. -- Adding that to the "to do / fixer-upper" list. Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Well, except I've just found out the smilie transformer thinks that word, even without the : before and after, should become a smilie. I struck the same problem, blue. When I posted my reply I was greeted with the giant wanker. Almost fell off my chair. LOL Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Onanistically speaking I believe you mistitled your work. "Onanistically spanking" would be more accurate. I rather enjoyed your ode to my favourite hobby :) Link to comment
Camy Posted August 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 "Onanistically spanking" would be more accurate. Heh ... If you say so! :D Thanks all. It's good to write about hobbies. :p Link to comment
EleCivil Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 The pleasures of masturbationMake us groan and shout hip, hip hooray! I've only shouted "Hip hip hooray" ONCE. Never again, after all those weirded-out looks from everybody else on that elevator. Though, now that I think about it, maybe it wasn't the shouting that had them weirded out... Nah. Heheh, good poem. Love the title, too. Link to comment
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