With Abject Apologies. . . .

[Cole Parker]

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by Nuts

[Lugnutz]

I was going to have to check your gay card, til I got to the last line.

[Tanuki Racoon]

Maybe he doesn't have a gay card. He's just got a WEIRD card.

:)

[Cole Parker]

Hey, I didn't write the damn thing, I just passed it along.

I don't know women that well. But then, who does?

Maybe women do. I got it from a lady I know.

C

[Trab]

You know a lady?

[Trab]

I mean, that was a Lady, who passed that along?

[Cole Parker]

I imagine it depends on your definition of 'lady'. She's lived with her partner for years. Both professional women, both smart a whips and funny as hell. One is tall and a bit brusque and opinionated, one is small, petite really, and, well, opinionated.

I like people who express their opinions. Gives us something to talk about.

C