Bruin Fisher Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 An Ode to The Thirty Nine Year Old. Drugs up my Nosey And Bongs in a Bucket Give it a nudge If it moved, then I'd fuck it. Buff men in tight shorts, And guys with cock rings. These were a few of my favourite things. Gay Pride in Brighton A Sauna in Luton Waking up somewhere On some unknown Futon Scared to roll over In case the man mings These were a few of my favourite things. When the phone beeps When the text comes Am I feeling bold? I love thinking back on my favourite things Cos then I don't feel, so old. Walking down soho And checking out arses. Check out that hot guy - Look back as he passes. Waiting in cubicles Will he come in? This was just one of my favourite things. Time goes by quickly I think of the good stuff Those days are past me Now I don't look so buff. Eyes ringed with wrinkles And muffin-top tum. Neither of these are my favourite things. In a lay-by In a car park Men just leave me cold And that's when I know that I've hit thirty nine And now I just feel, so old. By TheBigP - originally posted at www.outeverywhere.com Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 An Ode to The Thirty Nine Year Old.Drugs up my Nosey And Bongs in a Bucket Give it a nudge If it moved, then I'd fuck it. Buff men in tight shorts, And guys with cock rings. These were a few of my favourite things. Gay Pride in Brighton A Sauna in Luton Waking up somewhere On some unknown Futon Scared to roll over In case the man mings These were a few of my favourite things. When the phone beeps When the text comes Am I feeling bold? I love thinking back on my favourite things Cos then I don't feel, so old. Walking down soho And checking out arses. Check out that hot guy - Look back as he passes. Waiting in cubicles Will he come in? This was just one of my favourite things. Time goes by quickly I think of the good stuff Those days are past me Now I don't look so buff. Eyes ringed with wrinkles And muffin-top tum. Neither of these are my favourite things. In a lay-by In a car park Men just leave me cold And that's when I know that I've hit thirty nine And now I just feel, so old. By TheBigP - originally posted at www.outeverywhere.com Bruin, did you really write this? Without your name on it, I'd never have guessed. Maybe your alter-ego? Or is TheBigP someone else entirely? Anyway, good job, and I have a question. I love learning new words, and there's one in here I've never encountered before. Ming. So, thinking it was definitely one of you guy's English oddities, I looked it up in the Urban Dictionary. Surprise! It's the first word I've seen there that none of the definitions had over 50% acceptance. All the definitions were basically unacceptable by the crowd, and, surprisingly, few of them seemed to have anything to do with each other! Obviously, none of you guys agree on what it means. So, what is the meaning? Inquiring minds, and all that rot. C Link to comment
JamesSavik Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 whoever wrote it is brilliant. Link to comment
Steven Keiths Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 I too do not know what 'ming' means. My guess was mingle--Hey, I'm not a poet. I loved this piece, however. Link to comment
Merkin Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 It's even better set to the music. Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted July 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 Well, you're dead right, Cole, I didn't write it. I wouldn't have the gall! TheBigP is the user name of a guy on www.outeverywhere.com. I just spotted his poem, thought you guys might like to see it, asked his permission and hey presto! As for 'ming' well, there's a usage here, mostly by a particular group of youngsters. They describe something that smells bad, or a person who's particularly ugly, as 'minging'. "That's last week's milk - it's minging, man!" "Matt's bird is a looker, but her friend is a right minger!" I have no idea of derivation... Link to comment
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