T-shirt funnies...

[Chris James]

Have you seen a humorous T-shirt comment lately? There are some really good comments printed on shirts these days. My current favorite:

Wyoming: Where Men are Men, and the sheep are concerned...

[colinian]

Chris,

Here's a little Welsh joke that fits with that T-shirt comment. A friend (who lives in Wales) sent it to me:

A man walks into a Welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer. The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him.

The barman asks, "Where are you from? You sound English."

"I'm from across the Severn," replies the man nervously.

"What do you do, just across the Severn?" the barman asks.

"I'm a taxidermist."

"What on earth is one of those?" asks the barman.

The man replies "I mount animals."

"Its all right boys," shouts the barman, "He's one of us!"

Colin

[colinian]

One of my favorite T-shirt inscriptions is the one that reads "Your Boyfriend Thinks I'm Hot" – worn, of course, by a guy. And it works whether the guy is gay or straight... think about it!

I used it in chapter 20 of my story Forgetting Can Be a Big Mistake. I planned to buy a T with this inscription but I keep forgetting. I'll have to write myself a note. If I don't forget.

Colin

[TalonRider]

I have a shirt I bought years ago after the opening of a Roller Coaster.

Get In

Sit Down

Shut Up

And Hang On.

I also receive a shirt for Christmas one year. Dick's Pump & Co. Fill'er up and hit the road. ASK ABOUT OUT LUBE JOB SPECIAL!

[dude]

My favorite Tee earned me some attention from a couple of flirting gay teens in front of the Cathedral City post office... "Bitch is the New Black"

[Bruin Fisher]

I offer my modest collection:

Closets are for clothes

I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is

Let's get one thing straight - I'm not.

Closet? Me? No, I'm looking for Narnia.

I can't even think straight.

Sometimes I forget myself, and Wink when I'm supposed to Tiddle.

[The Pecman]

I miss watching Queer as Folk, where gay mom Sharon Gless would wear different pro-gay T-shirts every episode. She had some classics, like "Got Lube?"

I think the "Justin" character wore some interesting ones, like "Nobody Knows I'm Gay." And then there's the kid on Glee, who wore the now-famous T-shirt that simply says "Likes Boys."

[Paul_and_Paco]

I inherited this one...

"Everything I know in life, I learned from Tinky Winky"

[Jason Rimbaud]

I'd have to say my favorite T-Shirt is one I made myself

I just slept with your brother

Jason

Another favorite is a plain white shirt and tiny letters , really small print on the sleeve it reads

Aren't you a nosey mother f#%ker