FreeThinker Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 A collection of quotes from my hero, Stewie Griffin: My my, what a thumping good read. Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two-by-fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet. Lois Griffin: What's going on down here? Stewie Griffin: Oh, we're playing house. Lois Griffin: That boy's all tied up. Stewie Griffin: Roman Polanski's house. No, you idiot. That's not baby powder, that's paprika. Quote Link to comment
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