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A collection of quotes from my hero, Stewie Griffin:

My my, what a thumping good read. Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two-by-fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.

There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet.

Lois Griffin: What's going on down here?

Stewie Griffin: Oh, we're playing house.

Lois Griffin: That boy's all tied up.

Stewie Griffin: Roman Polanski's house.

No, you idiot. That's not baby powder, that's paprika.

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I'm not responsible for the vomit, just the wicked quotes from the trenchant toddler!

And, speaking of which, for anyone who's ever flown Delta, (sympathy):

I don't understand why, if we're in a galaxy far far away, we still have to change in Atlanta.

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