Stewie's Da Man!

[FreeThinker]

A collection of quotes from my hero, Stewie Griffin:

My my, what a thumping good read. Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two-by-fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.

There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet.

Lois Griffin: What's going on down here?

Stewie Griffin: Oh, we're playing house.

Lois Griffin: That boy's all tied up.

Stewie Griffin: Roman Polanski's house.

No, you idiot. That's not baby powder, that's paprika.

[Lugnutz]

If you're squeamish, don't click. You were warned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU

[DesDownunder]

that's sick

[FreeThinker]

I'm not responsible for the vomit, just the wicked quotes from the trenchant toddler!

And, speaking of which, for anyone who's ever flown Delta, (sympathy):

I don't understand why, if we're in a galaxy far far away, we still have to change in Atlanta.

[dude]

Time for Cole to pop in with a recipe!

[Lugnutz]

Syrup of ipecac pie or chowder?

[Cole Parker]

My food does not induce vomiting.

You need to check in with Des for that. They eat barbecued kangaroo down there.

I understand the thighs are delcious.

C

[DesDownunder]

My thighs are famous...

And they have never induced vomiting, but they have inspired things to rise up.

[Paul_and_Paco]

Braized Croc Thighs?

[Lugnutz]

It's a Aussie primate thing. You're safer not knowing.

[Paul_and_Paco]

Jeez, I am not that dense. Sometimes slow, though.