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Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.

Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me

with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the

head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to

release the snake without getting bit.

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a

little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I

released him into the lake without incident and carried on

fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damn snake,

with two more frogs.

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