Fish story

[Cole Parker]

Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.

Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me

with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the

head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to

release the snake without getting bit.

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a

little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I

released him into the lake without incident and carried on

fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damn snake,

with two more frogs.

[Lugnutz]

*HIC*

[Richard Norway]

Damn Capitalist!

[Cole Parker]

I love that, Richard!

But it makes me think. What if that were the point, and this was written by a commie, and that's why the capitalist is portrayed as a venomous snake?

Man, I need to vet these things better.

C

[Merkin]

Does no one have sympathy and a kind word for the poor exploited frogs?

[Cole Parker]

Just another of those devious reptiles. They are good eating, however. Or, perhaps:

When it come to frogs

who live in bogs

and hop on logs

and don't wear togs,

They may have pluck

but need some luck

those snakes to duck

and anyhow,

who gives a, (a, darn, I can't come up with a rhyme here)

C

[Lugnutz]

Let Des finish that for you.