Cole Parker Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed. He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them:"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses." "Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza." "Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center." "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown"The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says to the wife, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been a remarkable and hard working man to have accumulated so much property."Sarah replies, "Property my ass .... the schmuck had a newspaper route Quote Link to comment
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