WestJet's Christmas Miracle

[dude]

Wow, the Canadians sure know how to do Christmas!

[Merkin]

Astonishing. I so wanted to go to Canada in the seventies to escape the madness here; now I wonder why I didn't.

[Cole Parker]

Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

C

[The Pecman]

That is a wonderful story. If they do this on every flight, I'm getting tickets for Ottawa right now.

If Santa asked me what I wanted for Xmas, I'd say, "peace for the entire world, the end of AIDS, fresh water for all 3rd-world countries... and I'd like an AMG SLS Black series for myself:

[Cole Parker]

Hey, ask for two. I'd like one of those, also!

C

[Nigel Gordon]

Only problem, if you're under 40 you can't afford the insurance to drive one, if you're over 40 you can't get the bodily flexibility to get in and out of one.

[Cole Parker]

Oh, I figured that with what that thing must cost, they'd throw in an optional masseuse.

C

[The Pecman]

Oh, I figured that with what that thing must cost, they'd throw in an optional masseuse.

And a driver!

My second choice would be a Rolls Royce Ghost:

[Merkin]

You guys don't seem to be worried about having your wheel covers stolen, your doors keyed, and your hood ornaments wrenched off. I'd rather have an automobile that is drab and battered in appearance, with something incredibly powerful under the hood (much like myself).