Tragic Rabbit Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Old Habits Die Hard A man was standing in line waiting to go into a movie theater when he suddenly felt the guy behind him massaging his shoulders. He turned around and said, "Hey, what the hell are you doing?" The guy stammered, "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. It's just that I'm a chiropractor and I could tell you were pretty tense, and without even realizing it, I started to release the tension and help you relax." "That's hogwash," the man cried. "I'm a lawyer, and you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me!" Quote Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Excellent! C Quote Link to comment
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Trab Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Hmmm....so that's what my future will be like What do you mean? Listening to(reading) jokes? Or massaging dudes' shoulders at the theater? Quote Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Quite obviously he meant screwing the guy in front of him.<g> C Quote Link to comment
Trab Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Really? That was obvious? Oh well. Quote Link to comment
Caylor Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 LOL Good thing there wasn't a politician in line too! Quote Link to comment
Trab Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 A politician would never be in the line. Either they'd arrange to be inside before everyone else, or they'd be organizing the line. That made me think, and wonder: Can a politician ever be straight with anyone? Quote Link to comment
Tragic Rabbit Posted March 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Hmmm....so that's what my future will be like Yes, the Future is filled with endless threads and posts of humorless jokes, anecdotes and 'amusing tales'. Be Afraid. TR Quote Link to comment
