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Old Habits Die Hard :icon_geek:

A man was standing in line waiting to go into a movie theater when he suddenly felt the guy behind him massaging his shoulders. He turned around and said, "Hey, what the hell are you doing?"

The guy stammered, "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. It's just that I'm a chiropractor and I could tell you were pretty tense, and without even realizing it, I started to release the tension and help you relax."

"That's hogwash," the man cried. "I'm a lawyer, and you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me!"

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Hmmm....so that's what my future will be like

What do you mean? Listening to(reading) jokes? Or massaging dudes' shoulders at the theater?

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A politician would never be in the line. Either they'd arrange to be inside before everyone else, or they'd be organizing the line.

That made me think, and wonder: Can a politician ever be straight with anyone?

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Hmmm....so that's what my future will be like

Yes, the Future is filled with endless threads and posts of humorless jokes, anecdotes and 'amusing tales'.

Be Afraid. :wav:

:wav: TR

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