Kapitano Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 "You're my best friend." "Thanks." "No one else'd do this for me." "Let you sleep on the couch? It's nothing." "I love you." "Yeah thanks." "No, I really do love you." "You're drunk." "I've loved you for ages. You're so beautiful and kind." "You're straight and married mate, remember?" "No! No I'm not really straight! I just got married to cover it up, but then I met you." "And I've already got a boyfriend." "But you don't love him anymore. You said so yourself. And I don't love my wife. I'm so lonely." "Tell me in the morning when you're sober." "But I can't! I'm too ashamed. I've got to get drunk just to work up the nerve to tell you!" "You're gonna wake up tomorrow and forget all about this. And I'm gonna pretend I've forgotten too, okay?" "You could take advantage of me and I'd never know." "What kind of mate would I be if I did that?" "Please, I just want to be with you." "Goodnight." That won't work either. Scratch method seventeen. Method number eighteen... Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Nicely written conversation, Kapitano. It reveals the irony of the virtuous sober gay guy and the pleading, plotting, somewhat drunken straight friend. I'm thinking I want to know methods 1-16. Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 I love this. A vignette I can read and smile over, or, by filling in the blanks, I can participate in. Excellent. Thanks Kapitano! :) Link to comment
JamesSavik Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Been there, done that. If he had started talking about Jebus I would have to punch something. Link to comment
Camy Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Bravo, Kapitano! Now. as Des mentioned, what are 1 to 16, and 18 onwards? Link to comment
Kapitano Posted June 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Thanks guys. Here, in no particular order, are some of the other methods: * Contrive to get injured so he'll have to treat me so we can get close * Contrive to get him injured to I'll have to treat him and "fall for him" * Get him drunk * Tell him my wife's thrown me out and I need a place to sleep * Get us stoned, then play truth or dare * Hire a male prostitute for him to catch me having sex with * Let him catch me watching gay porn * Tell his gossipiest female friend that I fancy him, so she'll tell him "in confidence" * Tell his boyfriend (who he's on the verge of splitting up with) that I've got a brilliant plan for getting them back together... Link to comment
Jason Rimbaud Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 I wondered where you were going with this from the title, what made this flash work was the final sentence. Bravo. Jason Link to comment
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