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I joined Slimming World a few months back. My doctor told me I'm diabetic and should 'lose a lot of weight quickly'. So I did. And this month the group voted one of the female group members 'Miss Slinky 2022' and voted me 'Mr Sleek 2022'. Sounds impressive? Not so much, there are only two men in the group. But I got a certificate to show off. Trouble is, the first time I tried to show it off, it was met with a blank stare and I found myself trying to explain its significance, and heard myself saying 'they voted me the best male member'.

Fortunately I don't think my audience caught the double entendre.

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