I knew that

[Cole Parker]

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago .

The little boy, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The busy flight attendant smiled and said, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy said, "Why, yes, she did."

"Well then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Ask her to explain that to you."

[Merkin]

I wish I had a dollar for every lassie who believed the lad who said "Don't worry, I'll pull out in time."

[DesDownunder]

Pulling out, for my hubby and I, has worked every time. Neither of us have ever had baby gays.

[Paul_and_Paco]

Whoa! Wait a minute! You can have baby gays?!

[Cole Parker]

Whoa! Wait a minute! You can have baby gays?!

If birds and bees

High in the trees

Can make baby birds

And also wee bees

Then gay boys and girls

Can have babies cooing

There surely are ways

To do what needs doing

[Paco]

Not to flush this thread, or drop it into the sewer, but I prefer one big one to little shits.

[Cole Parker]

We be who we be.

C

[Lugnutz]

Who we be?

[Cole Parker]

Exactly!

C

[Lugnutz]

Paco was talking about excrement. Speaking of which, I'll be right back.

[DesDownunder]

Thanks for sharing Lug.