Chris James Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Why is it when you remove laundry from the washer and place it in the dryer that invariably one sock goes astray, hits the floor and becomes trapped between the washer and dryer? Something you don't discover until all the other clothes are dry. Why is it when you buy a box of your favorite cookies that the top three or four in a wrapped and sealed package are always broken? Maybe it's from the employees napping on the cartons in the back of the store. Why is it when you throw a birthday party for a friend that the dinner goes well, the cake looks scrumptious but you can't find a single match in the house to light the candles. Warning: Do not light candles on an electric stove top without calling 911 first. Why...do you have a why question? Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Why ask why when how is more fun? Link to comment
The Pecman Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Didn't George Carlin ask all these questions? Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 I have six honest serving men, They've served me long and true. Their names are Where, and What, and When And How and Why and Who. Some famous old guy wrote that. Can't remember who. Link to comment
Merkin Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Didn't George Carlin ask all these questions? Didn't they answer them on Seinfeld? Link to comment
The Pecman Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 What was the question again? Link to comment
Chris James Posted March 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 George, and I don't mean Carlin, is worried about shrinkage. Link to comment
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