Camy Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation. I kid you not. What bothers me is that he was.... Oh, you'll have to read the entire piece, and then we can discuss the pros and cons of getting it on with inanimate objects in the privacy of your own room, and the supposed illegality of said 'fun.' He's also on the sex offenders register for three years. Just think of all those bikes lining up to complain. Talk about pythonesque. Read it here Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 How do we know that the cycle was bi? Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 My opinion is that no one in that shire has any sense of humor at all. But let's get this straight: if they'd entered his locked room and found him masturbating, would he still go on the sex offender list and be labeled a pervert? And if not, what's the damn difference? If he would be disgraced publicly for that, well, some people are still living in the Victorian Age. C Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Big deal. People get married to their cars too. Where do you think the term "Get some tailpipe" came from? Link to comment
Merkin Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I wonder if his bike was fitted with the Happy Ride vibrating bicycle seat: http://gizmodo.com/vibrating-bike-seat-makes-for-sexy-highly-dangerous-co-895561443 Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Hmm... it might encourage re-cycling. Link to comment
Chris James Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Absurd charges, invasion of privacy and all that. Perhaps the man could not afford some of the more expensive sex toys available for activities such as this. I wonder of anyone bothered to ask the bicycle if it objected, they might be in a relationship. Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Chris, the last I heard was that the bicycle was being treated for being molested by a pedal-o-phile. Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Don't doctors prescribe bicycling as good, healthy exercise? Maybe he just wasn't sure how to use it. C Link to comment
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