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Top Ten Things a Kid Should Learn from His Dad


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The Top Ten Things a Kid Should Learn from His Dad

10. Doors close just as well when they are closed quietly.

9. We don’t own the utility company.

8. There is no free lunch.

7. All the dirty clothing will fit into the basket.

6. There is nothing that a little fresh air won’t improve.

5. It is possible to walk downstairs.

4. Money doesn’t grow on trees.

3. If something is worth doing, it’s worth doing well.

2. Mom and Dad walked everywhere and didn’t need rides.

1. Mom and Dad used to listen to real music.


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The toilet seat was a Mom lesson. Dad never set a good example.

When I was young I lived in a house with three females. They would bitch and moan about my failure to put the toilet seat down (only sometimes, of course), but never, ever, put the toilet seat lid down themselves.

Colin :icon_geek:

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