Merkin Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 The Top Ten Things a Kid Should Learn from His Dad10. Doors close just as well when they are closed quietly. 9. We don’t own the utility company. 8. There is no free lunch. 7. All the dirty clothing will fit into the basket. 6. There is nothing that a little fresh air won’t improve. 5. It is possible to walk downstairs. 4. Money doesn’t grow on trees. 3. If something is worth doing, it’s worth doing well. 2. Mom and Dad walked everywhere and didn’t need rides. 1. Mom and Dad used to listen to real music. Quote Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Ain't that the truth! C Quote Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Toilet seat up or down. Quote Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Toilet seat up or down. Lug, great minds...that was what I thought, too. Quote Link to comment
Merkin Posted September 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 The toilet seat was a Mom lesson. Dad never set a good example. Quote Link to comment
JamesSavik Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Farts are a snappy rejoinder to even the most impassioned argument. Quote Link to comment
dude Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Farts are a snappy rejoinder to even the most impassioned argument. Careful, James... you're encroaching on Luggie's territory! Quote Link to comment
colinian Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 The toilet seat was a Mom lesson. Dad never set a good example. When I was young I lived in a house with three females. They would bitch and moan about my failure to put the toilet seat down (only sometimes, of course), but never, ever, put the toilet seat lid down themselves. Colin Quote Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Careful, James... you're encroaching on Luggie's territory! Quote Link to comment
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