How To Wash The Cat

[TalonRider]

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1 oz. of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lids. You may need to stand on the top lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand to the side of the toilet as far away as you can and quickly lift the lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside, where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely yours,

The Dog

[Lugnutz]

Meow?

[Merkin]

It was funny enough until the last line, then it became hilarious.

[Lugnutz]

You amuse easily.

[JamesSavik]

< Hiss.

[Chris James]

Bad dog...pure evil...no wonder cats don't trust them.

[DesDownunder]

Give a dog a home with a place to sleep, feed it, and it thinks you are god,

Do the same for a cat and it thinks it is god.

[Cole Parker]

A cat will smugly disdain

Humankind in the main

They sit aloof

Above reproof

Their attitude such a pain.

A dog is man’s best friend

A pet to recommend

They wag their tails

Their love n’er fails

And they’re loyal to the end.