Cole Parker Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the number for emergency services. When his call is answered, he gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the operator hears a shot being fired. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?" Quote Link to comment
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