Uhhh...

[Cole Parker]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the number for emergency services. When his call is answered, he gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?".

The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then the operator hears a shot being fired. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

[Lugnutz]

Sounds like an episode of Beavis and Butthead.

[Rutabaga]

Boo.

R

[Chris James]

Okay Cole, how long have you been holding on to that one? I see a bit of humor there, and of course it calls into play the intelligence or lack thereof in those who hunt. I suppose we can call it an obtuse joke.

And speaking of obtuse, this isn't really funny, just absurd. You would think that once a man reaches the age of 35 he would drop all pretense at stupid adolescent activity. He didn't, and fortunately he now has 30 years to think about it...wonder if it will mean anything to him after all that time. http://news.yahoo.com/oklahoma-man-gets-30-years-prison-fatal-atomic-170147799--sector.html

[Bruin Fisher]

Made me giggle!

[Lugnutz]

Was that you I tickled?

[Bruin Fisher]

I think so. Do it again!!

[Lugnutz]

K.

[Bruin Fisher]

Giggling again - do it again do it again do it again!

[Lugnutz]

I like it when you start kicking your leg when your belly is rubbed. Who knew pandas could do that?

[Bruin Fisher]

I can't help it, it just happens...

I like having my belly rubbed, and I'm likely to bond with anyone who does it.