Cole Parker Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the number for emergency services. When his call is answered, he gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the operator hears a shot being fired. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?" Quote Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Sounds like an episode of Beavis and Butthead. Quote Link to comment
Chris James Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Okay Cole, how long have you been holding on to that one? I see a bit of humor there, and of course it calls into play the intelligence or lack thereof in those who hunt. I suppose we can call it an obtuse joke. And speaking of obtuse, this isn't really funny, just absurd. You would think that once a man reaches the age of 35 he would drop all pretense at stupid adolescent activity. He didn't, and fortunately he now has 30 years to think about it...wonder if it will mean anything to him after all that time. http://news.yahoo.com/oklahoma-man-gets-30-years-prison-fatal-atomic-170147799--sector.html Quote Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Made me giggle! Quote Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Was that you I tickled? Quote Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 I think so. Do it again!! Quote Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Giggling again - do it again do it again do it again! Quote Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 I like it when you start kicking your leg when your belly is rubbed. Who knew pandas could do that? Quote Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 I can't help it, it just happens... I like having my belly rubbed, and I'm likely to bond with anyone who does it. Quote Link to comment
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