Tanuki Racoon

I hope nobody thought I was seriously blaming all Aussies for the actions of one seriously demented child. I blame the parents and Aussie Orangutan only.

http://www.cbsundstrom.com/fuckyoujohnmccain.jpg I rest my case. (And yes, I know it's not real. Whilst they hate it, this is not their doing.)

That's not fair to the pet at all. I'd feed the KID to the croc. It'd solve all the problems immediately and permanently.

Aussie boy breaks into zoo, feeds animals to croc October 03, 2008 9:52 AM EDT SYDNEY, Australia - A 7-year-old boy broke into a popular Outback zoo, fed a string of animals to the resident crocodile and bashed several lizards to death with a rock, the zoo's director said Friday. The 30-minute rampage, caught on the zoo's security camera, happened early Wednesday after the boy jumped a security fence at the AliceSprings Reptile Center in central Australia, said zoo director Rex Neindorf. The child then went on a killing spree, bashing three lizards to death with a rock, including the zoo's beloved, 20-year-old goanna, which he then fed to "Terry," an 11-foot, 440-pound saltwater crocodile, said Neindorf. The boy also fed several live animals to Terry by throwing them over the two fences surrounding the crocodile's enclosure, at one point climbing over the outer fence to get closer to the giant reptile. In the footage, the boy's face remains largely blank, Neindorf said, adding: "It was like he was playing a game." By the time he was done, 13 animals worth around $5,500 had been killed, including a turtle, bearded dragons and thorny devil lizards, Neindorf said. Although none were considered rare, some are difficult to replace, he said. "We're horrified that anyone can do this and saddened by the age of the child," Neindorf said. Alice Springs police said they are unable to press charges against the boy because of his age. Children under age 10 can't be charged with criminal offenses in the Northern Territory. His name was not released because of his age. Neindorf said he plans to sue the boy's parents. The boy's small size is probably the reason he didn't trip the zoo's security system, which relies on sensors to detect intruders, Neindorf said. "I just want people to learn that they can't let their children go and run amok," Neindorf said. "If we can't put the blame onto the child, then someone has to accept the responsibility."

Amen

different

Or hiding that he's got none. At his dial-up speed it'll take a month for him to view that photo ;)

Ren and Stimpy also say "Don't whizz on the electric fence...."

Him too.

Oh dear me! The raccoon did something. Y'all can have the hockey player... I want THAT. He can pet my raccoon fur... ;)

Make it a third vote. Leave him for the delusional residents here :)

But, that's just not true.

Good Luck with that :) I wish you the best of success

Dear Brian-Addled Emu:I find third person ever so much easier than first person. Beat your head on the wall a few times, and you'll see I'm right.LoveRaccoon

Wow? TWO GIRLS? Was there one cup to go with them?::shudder::

It's not the bed that's coming, but the emu. And probably ON it and not IN it, considering it's a bed. But with an emu who knows?

So don't go. Easy. I hate birthdays myself....Just because most people like them doesn't mean you have to.

I pray every day that McCain doesn't get elected. It will destroy our economy. And we'll end up at war with Iran as he has repeatedly hinted. (I don't know that he can screw up our reputation anymore.)

An orangutan is not a monkey.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Oh wait, you've already done it. Sorry. Poor horse, hardly knew what hit her....

Stop it. All these exciting words are giving me a hard-on

All true. But I learned to use what I want easily. If you just play, it's easy. If you want CSS and all that crap you might need a book. But building a layout, colouring it, and doing all that stuff is easy. And the ever powerful OA-J lets you do lots of stuff.

I hate to insult all of you, but what the hell. IDIOTS THE LOT! The raccoon would NEVER stoop to using dollars. The raccoon uses pounds. Raccoon Pounds. R? <--- see? That works out to US$20.38 I will accept your collective apologies. PS: Frontpage is made by Microsoft, Bart. Imagine how badly it sucks balls.

http://webdesign.about.com/od/htmleditors/...pfreewysmac.htm There ya' go. Never used SeaMonkey but have heard it's okay. Otherwise buy DreamWeaver (R?500,000,000,000)

That movie reminds me of another movie "Little Nikita" (neither of which really remind me of Cole's story)