DesDownunder Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 I recognised that the Earth was a sphere, and not flat when I was very young, some 70 years ago. I also noted that the Christmas celebrations were a preparation for Christian indoctrination and rejected such superstitions. I should have been called Sheldon. Unfortunately, I never aspired to be a physicist, so my genius had to settle for cats and music. Einstein thought cats and music were two means of refuge from the misery of life, but there our intellects stopped being relative. If only all those conflict-oriented politicians would just take time out to stroke the cat whilst listening to music, we might find it's not impossible to have peace on Earth at last. Link to comment
ChrisR Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 Perhaps. But when said cat slips the surly bonds of its human master and dances a jig down the keyboard, that is surely the stoppage of intellect in toto and most certainly the end of peace on Earth! Link to comment
Camy Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 Human master? You have it all wrong, Chris. We're on the planet to serve Cats, not the other way around. Ask any of them. Link to comment
dude Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 On 3/30/2018 at 6:41 PM, Camy said: Human master? You have it all wrong, Chris. We're on the planet to serve Cats, not the other way around. Ask any of them. That is sooooooooooooooooo true! Link to comment
Pedro Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 On 28/03/2018 at 1:52 PM, DesDownunder said: If only all those conflict-oriented politicians would just take time out to stroke the cat whilst listening to music, we might find it's not impossible to have peace on Earth at last. When the hood was removed, he could hear the slow strains of a Bach Air filling the room. The high back of a leather chair confronted him. Slowly, it turned to reveal its occupant. “Ah, Mr. Bond,” said Blofeld as he languidly stroked the white persian in his lap, “We meet again.” Link to comment
Camy Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 On 3/28/2018 at 1:52 PM, DesDownunder said: If only all those conflict-oriented politicians would just take time out to stroke the cat whilst listening to music, we might find it's not impossible to have peace on Earth at last. I wonder if it would work for Trump and Kim Jong-un, when they meet? Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 51 minutes ago, Camy said: I wonder if it would work for Trump and Kim Jong-un, when they meet? Neither one would be able to agree who should stroke it first, or last. If it ended up at a King Solomon type impasse, they'd both be willing to cut it in half. C Link to comment
Camy Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 On 5/11/2018 at 2:17 AM, Cole Parker said: Neither one would be able to agree who should stroke it first, or last. If it ended up at a King Solomon type impasse, they'd both be willing to cut it in half. C Very black and Pythonesque, Cole. Link to comment
colinian Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 So sad... Kim Jong-un was pissed about the joint operations just conducted by the USA and the South Koreans. The latest rumor is that the meeting in June is not going to happen. Colin Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 Dogs think we're gods, but cats think we're staff. Link to comment
Merkin Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 Yet from time to time cats catch and bring us sacrifices. Weird. Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 Aren't they looking for praise for their prowess? C Link to comment
Gee Whillickers Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Cole Parker said: Aren't they looking for praise for their prowess? C I read they do this out of pity. They think we're utterly useless at hunting and providing for ourselves, so they are feeling sorry for our complete lack of important life skills and are trying to provide for us. Link to comment
colinian Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 6 hours ago, Gee Whillickers said: I read they do this out of pity. They think we're utterly useless at hunting and providing for ourselves, so they are feeling sorry for our complete lack of important life skills and are trying to provide for us. My friend who has three cats (!!!) says they do it because they want to show him that the only thing he's good for is feeding them and cleaning up after them including emptying out their litter boxes (plural because he says his cat's won't share — is that a thing in multiple-cat households?). Colin Link to comment
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