Alarming...

[Bruin Fisher]

Do you know where I can get a potato clock?

I'm supposed to start work at 9am but I'm always late and my boss yelled at me saying; "You need to get a potato clock!"

[Cole Parker]

I think you're supposed to make them yourself.  But it would be better than one of those wind up ones that you put on your bedside table and then have to hear tick tick tick tick tick all night long.  Try not to hear that when trying to fall asleep.

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[Paul]

Well, can you beet that. Now, orange you sorry you started this? I'd keep going, but I really gotta take a leek.

[Merkin]

As with all things earthly, you can buy a kit for one on Amazon.  But I think it would be much more satisfying to grow your own potatoes and then hook them up from scratch:  https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Potato-Clock

[Wandering Pom]

You might have to get a round tuit first.

[Camy]

Punning marvelous!