Coon tracks

[Cole Parker]

Our coon is famous, as are his proclivities. This from Sports Illustrted:

On the 1st hole I park my drive in the right rough. There I find my stance impeded by a formidable deposit of racoon s---. I'm certain of its provenance because, unlike the average golfer, I have raised raccoons and cleaned up after them.

What's the official ruling here--do I get a free drop from animal droppings? Perhaps it depends on the species of critter: no relief from rabbit pellets; two club lengths from a bear pile. I'm guessing that the issue seldom arises at Agusta. After a short deliberation, I briskly disperse the coon doo with my seven-iron.

Now we know: Wibby lives by a golf course.

And is up to his usual misbehavior.

C

[TalonRider]

I was watching a rerun of America's Funniest Video's last night and they ran a clip on feeding animal. The longest clip was of a woman feeding Wibby on her back patio. She ended up feeding Wibby and 24 of his friends and family.

[Tanuki Racoon]

Now we know: Wibby lives by a golf course.

And is up to his usual misbehavior.

I do, actually.

And I am, usually.

[Tanuki Racoon]

a woman feeding Wibby on her back patio. She ended up feeding Wibby and 24 of his friends and family.

This is a lie. I do not have 24 friends.

[Camy]

This is a lie. I do not have 24 friends.

Acquaintances?

[The Pecman]

This is a lie. I do not have 24 friends.

Hangers-on? A Wibby Posse? Your crew, maybe?

[Tanuki Racoon]

Hangers-on? A Wibby Posse? Your crew, maybe?

Ok. Maybe 24 people know my name.... ?

[Lugnutz]

I know Wibby, does that count?

[Tanuki Racoon]

I know Wibby, does that count?

No. You have to be a homo-sapien. You only qualify for one half :D

[Lugnutz]

No. You have to be a homo-sapien. You only qualify for one half :D

Sapian?