Camy Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Row by Camy Fuck you! Just piss off and die! You're a Machiavellian bastard, you scheme and you lie. Yet you entertain me so, and though I'm loathed to say it facts are sadly facts although you're pretty much a shit: you're often kind though you hide it 'neath your smarmy sneary grin You care for others but deny it under threat of torture grim with dread I'll pluck the words: I love you - now you know. Though before we crash and burn I'm going to leave you well alone 'cause I can't afford the bill that your love leaves ... or the pain. I can't do it all again ... or I'll explode under the strain. We have to cut our losses - you go left and I'll go right Because if we stick together neither one will win the fight. We'll be bitter twisted oldies dueling with walking sticks Christ I bloody love you - lock stock barrel, not to mention prick. Come here let me hug you - no, don't pout or pretend you're a louse It's not your fault we couldn't pay the bills. A tent's as good as a house. Quote Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Fuck you! Just piss off and die!You're a Machiavellian bastard, you scheme and you lie. Nobody ever wrote me poem before. Quote Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I love the intensity! C Quote Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 So explicit. I love it, great work Camy. Quote Link to comment
colinian Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Fan-fucking-tastic, Camy!!! Colin Quote Link to comment
Richard Norway Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Fan-fucking-tastic, Camy!!! Colin Yeah! What Colin said, <--- Getting out the Pepto to calm down from the intensity. Quote Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Fan-fucking-tastic, Camy!!! You're not old enough to swear. I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap. Quote Link to comment
colinian Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 You're not old enough to swear. I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap. HA! Sez you! Colin Quote Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 I think we could sell tickets to watch a Raccoon wash a Colin's mouth out with soap. Quote Link to comment
Camy Posted June 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 - swift interrupt of thread hijack - Thanks for the comments, y'all. - back to thread hijack - I think we could sell tickets to watch a Raccoon wash a Colin's mouth out with soap. I think what you meant to say was: I think we could sell tickets to watch a Raccoon attempt to wash a Colin's mouth out with soap. Quote Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 - swift interrupt of thread hijack -Thanks for the comments, y'all. - back to thread hijack - I think what you meant to say was: I think we could sell tickets to watch a Raccoon attempt to wash a Colin's mouth out with soap. yes, attempt is more appropriate Camy. Quote Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 A tent's as good as a house. Having just spent a weekend in a tent I have an opinion on that.... Great poem, Camy, vitriolic, violent and ultimately charming - a difficult combination to pull off, but entirely successful. Lovely. Okay, guys, you may proceed with your hijack... Quote Link to comment
Camy Posted July 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 This thread is now on its way to Cuba .... Quote Link to comment
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