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by Camy

Fuck you! Just piss off and die!

You're a Machiavellian bastard, you scheme and you lie.

Yet you entertain me so, and though I'm loathed to say it

facts are sadly facts although you're pretty much a shit:

you're often kind though you hide it 'neath your smarmy sneary grin

You care for others but deny it under threat of torture grim

with dread I'll pluck the words: I love you - now you know.

Though before we crash and burn I'm going to leave you well alone

'cause I can't afford the bill that your love leaves ... or the pain.

I can't do it all again ... or I'll explode under the strain.

We have to cut our losses - you go left and I'll go right

Because if we stick together neither one will win the fight.

We'll be bitter twisted oldies dueling with walking sticks

Christ I bloody love you - lock stock barrel, not to mention prick.

Come here let me hug you - no, don't pout or pretend you're a louse

It's not your fault we couldn't pay the bills. A tent's as good as a house.

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- swift interrupt of thread hijack -

Thanks for the comments, y'all.

- back to thread hijack -

I think we could sell tickets to watch a Raccoon wash a Colin's mouth out with soap.

I think what you meant to say was: I think we could sell tickets to watch a Raccoon attempt to wash a Colin's mouth out with soap.

:evilgrin:

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- swift interrupt of thread hijack -

Thanks for the comments, y'all.

- back to thread hijack -

I think what you meant to say was: I think we could sell tickets to watch a Raccoon attempt to wash a Colin's mouth out with soap.

:evilgrin:

yes, attempt is more appropriate Camy. :happy:

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A tent's as good as a house.

Having just spent a weekend in a tent I have an opinion on that....

Great poem, Camy, vitriolic, violent and ultimately charming - a difficult combination to pull off, but entirely successful. Lovely.

Okay, guys, you may proceed with your hijack...

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